Here at caption towers we don't normally feature the same person two weeks running, but this snap just jumped out of the bunch.

It's Paul Dickov again, this time in friendly conversation with Papa Bouba Diop.

Just minutes after coming on as substitute against Fulham, 5ft 6in Dickov squared up (up being the operative word) to 6ft 4in Diop, the player nicknamed "The Wardrobe" by his Craven Cottage team-mates on account of his huge frame.

It's your job to come up with a witty, printable and original caption for the above picture.

Last week's winner was Steve Cullen, Davenport: "Poll was quite adept at using the chinese 'earburn' to his advantage." John Ireland, Rawtenstall gets an honourable mention too. Well done!