geeghs are another name for Berties,the likes of the Swinton tool Settingson ,Realmanc etc !They are a hybrid of bitter lemon consumers,sour grape eaters ,inflatable bananas, that have evolved into a halfman .half lemon that is addicted to the moon .They are frequently seen in wastelands ,and have the ability to transform themselves in to a blue plastic seat.Geeghs have a tendency to dance with their backs to the pitch,and hibernate for up to 35 years! The Failsworth fool obviously epitomes a "geegh"