"That she would be drafted into I'm a Celebrity in order to appear in the shower scene!"

"Reckon she should spend some of Scott's hard earned (?) cash on elocution lessons before attempting to act again. Bet she turns up on I'm a Celebrity this year,posing in a bikini under a waterfall. "

"Next stop? Under a shower on this year's jungle thing,y'know.where they eat kangaroos' testicals! "

You appear to have been following her career quite closely over the past year, at least.

Maybe if you're good for the next few weeks Santa will bring you her calender?