In the last seven days we are swooping for or are ready to sign the following; Filip Djuricic, Eriksen,Zaha,Benzema,Sneijder, Shawcross, Lewandowski,Fellaini, Rodriguez, Wanyama, Lars Bender, Gundogan, ince, Philippe Mexes, Brede Hangeland, danny Nasari & Paris Hilton.

Yup...