He was looking at ways of proving nited are bigger and better than City.
He looked at average gates before City had money and stuff thinking they were going to be really low. Turns out they averaged 45000 since the move to their council house (dave lives in a council house too).
When he looked at nited's average gate before that nice man Alex started winning stuff he saw that it was only 36000.
He kept rubbing his head and saying no no no no. How can this be?
Anyway, it's walkies and tickle time.