"These plastic paperclips are the way forward, Mister Scraggins! These are the paper-fastening solution for the 21st century. You'll have lower employee abenteeism from cuts and abrasions; you'll be glad you bought these, stand on me! You know me: My word is my bond! Now, I think we agreed, a monkey for ten gross, didn't we?

Oh, Mister Chisholm! I've got just the thing for you! ... "