I am not having this. What is wrong with the team I support?

Stability, team effort, winning, great manager, respectful owners, great players on long term contracts, money to spend, ambition, full stadium, lovely stadium, tram to stadium, regneration of the area I once lived (many years ago), great fans, lovely new strips, great fans match day experience, champions league games to come (can't wait), no longer living in anybody's shadow, deadwood appearing to be moving on....

I am just not having it. Oh forgot , prices of pies will be up again!!!!