If its anything like the Oasis gigs in the park a few years ago the touts will be giving tickets away. What was it? 2 for a tenner on the first night, a tenner the second then then down to your negotiation skills on the last?

Pub Bores please note. No, I don't want to hear you go on, and on, about these gigs for the net twenty years! Can I just get that in early?