Well many congratulations to mum and baby but actually it's an horrendous story albeit with a happy ending. The spin from the hospital on this being a "safe if slightly unusual delivery" deserves an award.
What if there had been complications? Or if it was a patient on their way for an emergency operation?
Very best wishes to the new arrival, but my goodness I'm glad the unit where the little choughlings were born was on the ground floor.