Felix Bungler, I'd laugh. I'd even buy season tickets to Little Carrington to watch Sneijder, de Jong, Balotelli, Tevez and the rest. I love boxing, me.

I think it's Mancini's time for tears. Do you think he'll ever come back from Italy? And why exactly does he need to buy another house in Milan?

You can't beat the comedy at City. If they didn't exist, you'd have to invent them. Laughing stock.