I should add that I was picturing Fergie with his red undies over his trousers swooping down to grab his latest massive signing. This transfer method also has the big advantage that he won't need to go to the Glazers to beg for money.

Which reminds me of an old joke about the City supporter that trained his pigeon to fly over Old Trafford and aim (or similar word) at the bald one (Charlton) and the hairy one (Best). But I can't remember any more, can anyone help?