Berties from all over the Stockton and the Middle East sitting in front of their oil-driven computers, with the United MEN side open, a police siren in the background and repeatedly hitting the "refresh" button with their foreheads till a new story appears . . . . . it's actually an orgasmic experience when one of 'em gets on first. Look at Real Manchester, his trousers are all wet and smelly down the inside leg . . .