Ohh, just at the right time then

"Manchester council’s deputy leader, Coun Jim Battle, said: “Access to mortgage finance is proving difficult for many families and they are in effect blocked from purchasing a home. We believe the Manchester mortgage scheme will be able to offer a helping hand to households in taking that first vital step to purchasing their home. We are currently in advanced talks with a number of lenders, which have been very encouraging, and by the autumn we hope to have the first applications in the pipeline.”

*sends in application*

As if lol