P.r meeting, what should we tell the lemmings about this Japanese bloke.

Fergo,....just say he's another of the world class signings.

P.r bloke,ok fergo they did swollow Jones,young,and de gea I suppose.

Fergo....how about the new Becks...

P.r geezer.... You don't belive they are that numb do you boss.

Fergo in two words son... Phil Jones aka Duncan Edwards.

Pr geezer...brilliant boss just brilliant.the new DRAYVID BREACKHAM it is then.