If Dave Whelan is a comedian then Kenny Dalglish is a circus ringmaster. How else would you explain the so-called king's acquisition of a donkey (Carroll), a meek lamb (Henderson) and some mules (Adam & Downing) just so that he can complement the ever-present jackasses (Carragher & Lucas) in the Liverpool squad.

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