Cutting and pasting, rehashing, speculation, fictitious insiders and invention are the refuge of the scoundrel and the hack. So I'll join in rather than have my reputation as a scoundrel usurped. This is what an Old Trafford source told me "We would have bought Messi if it hadn't been for that twit Get the Tissues Out, Manchester. He's not a fan, he's a disgrace to the human race. All he's interested in is money. He's the reason that we have to ask the Glazers to have a more hands on role." So there we have it; it's official. You are to blame for everything. Boycott Get the Tissues Out. Hit him where it hurts.