Given that we will not find any value in the transfer market again during the summer, we might as well get another season out of a player who cannot catch up a tortoise at full speed and who said he was knackered last year. We are also all looking forward to seeing the mighty Bebe next season after his year in Turkey, that well known finishing school for all that aspire to be great footballers.

You have to hand it to SAF, he really is doing his utmost to earn the extra £3m pa he now gets as "excuse maker in chief" to the Glazer family. Keep up the good work Alex, is (I suspect) the message from the grateful folk in Florida.