Having read at the latest development prospectus for the town centre prepared by Driver Jonas Deloitte for the Council, no wonder external investors are shying away from the area. It is littered with garbage phrases such as:

"A wider range of retail, leisure, office and residential uses to attract a wider catchment and socio-demographic from Stockport’s hinterland" and

"This “undiscovered” part of the town is centred on the Market Place"

Muppets.