If he did mop only the floor behind him and at either side would be clean............ohh I think I read that wrong. Micheal Carrick you split fans like a double row of Coppers (all WPC's). The pressure of that red shirt has caused you to become more cautious rather than inspire your game. When you leave our club i'll remember your for two things. Having a mentality that reduces your game from one of England's most competent technical footballers to massive under achiever and also i'll remember you for another thing. Whenever you do your job, retain possession, win tackles play neat balls forward hit the odd long ball. You get absolutely lorded by a section of fans. I understand why this is of course. They are loyal fans, the sort who vivaciously support all aspects of our club. I am the other type of fan. I can not cease yearning for more of what is the best thing about Manchester United and that is we have had some incredible players over the years. Trophy wise the history books show its pretty even between us and the other club in red (lets be honest there's more romance in those teams mascots empty heads than in all the others English clubs combined) The historical difference is, our Utd all time XI is beyond comparison, such is the players we have had. And because of this and admittedly somewhat spoiled by history, I turn my nose up and your inconsistency and all round game in general. The center mid position is so crucial. It doesn't help you wear that number either fella.