Ian the Beancounter, Bury - "Archie aspires to live in Didsbury Bolton Lad, the reality is it's a far cry from his bedsit in Denton."
Oh dear, it appears you have become obsessed with me. Fight that jealousy - or seek help.
And, were I to live in Denton, it would be far more preferable to living anywhere near you, in Bury. (Although it's your neighbours, in the adjacent caravan, I feel truly sorry for.)
Oh dear, it appears you have become obsessed with me. Fight that jealousy - or seek help.
And, were I to live in Denton, it would be far more preferable to living anywhere near you, in Bury. (Although it's your neighbours, in the adjacent caravan, I feel truly sorry for.)