You really will think I'm making this up now but I am not. One of the hairdressers had a luminous yellow sign on it's window saying 'ears pierced while you wait'. What are you supposed to do, leave them and come back in half an hour'

The names of the places are terrible too - 'Split Endz', 'Streaks Ahead', 'Curl up and Dye', 'Bronze-On' etc.

I just couldn't believe the number of fast food outlets and for so many to be in business there then there must be thousands feeding on that garbage.