FC United's pre-season warm-ups got under way with a clash against Unibond Premier Division side Radcliffe Borough.
Here, Boro's Ian Kearney gets to grips with United's Steve Torpey.
Here is your chance to put the words into their mouths - as long as your caption is witty, original and printable.
Last week's winner was Bob Spence, Adswood with '...keep your head down son till the Juve trial's over...'
An honourable mention goes to Pat, Bickington.
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Kearney: Let me past or I will let go and your pants will fall down.
Torpey's leg wasn't the only thing joker Kearney was pulling.
"I know your manager Kevin Glendon told you to 'get a grip', but not THEEERRE...!!!!
Listen - ill keep hold until you join the Boro blue or they are blue
Each replica United kit comes with it's own convenient carrying handle
Don`t get shortsy with me mate
So, do you think FC United will have any problem getting up this season? Nah, not with our new sponsorship deal from the little blue pill company.
"Hey, don't you know it's a Red Card for stimulation!"
KEARNEY GOES IN FOR THE "TACKLE"!
Let go mate, if you want my shorts, I'll give em to ya after the game.
...."but the boss said he's looking for a stiff back 4"....