So said Sir Walter Scott 200 years ago - he would have fitted in neatly to the world of high-powered football transfers.
As tangled webs go, the one being weaved by Samuel Eto'o's agent and his club Barcelona is among the knottiest - and the hopes of City fans everywhere are being caught in its treacherous threads.
The question of whether Eto'o will join Manchester City is rapidly turning from an affair to a saga, and is in danger of becoming an epic.
Already the snipers are relishing the chance to stick it to City, harking back to the Kaka fiasco in January.
But the simple fact is that this is none of City's making - they are innocent bystanders who may take some of the flak as a public row between Eto'o's agent Josep Maria Mesalles and Barcelona threatens to turn explosive.
The two parties are playing an elaborate game, both trying to emerge from the situation with reputations intact and wallets fatter.
It is of little consolation to City or their hopeful fans, as the story twists and turns, and the club can only look on and wait, knowing it has done all it can to bring the Cameroonian superstar to Eastlands.
The deal, mooted months ago, picked up pace at the weekend when City lodged a £25million bid for Eto'o, quickly accepted by the club.
Barca have been keen to off-load Eto'o for some time, knowing he has just one year left on his contract and could walk away next summer for nothing - and with the prospect of a huge signing-on fee from his next club.
Manager Pep Guardiola made it plain he wanted to cash in on the former Real Madrid man, and lined up Valencia's David Villa and Brazilian wonder kid Keirrison as replacements.
But president Joan Laporta is worried that allowing such an iconic figure to go might affect his chances when he is up for re-election next summer.
And that is where the fun and games began.
As far as City were concerned, this has been nothing like the Kaka affair. The Blues have been methodical and discreet in their dealings with Barcelona and with Eto'o.
Offer
But at the weekend Laporta blabbed to a Catalan radio station that Eto'o had received a "stratospheric offer" from City - a clear indication that the two clubs had already agreed a fee for the player.
He claimed that the deal would make Eto'o the world's best-paid player, something which City, and Eto'o's agent, strenuously deny. The Blues claim that Eto'o's deal would put him firmly in the top bracket, but the figure is nothing like the outlandish claims of £250,000-a-week. Laporta was trying to paint a picture of greed, with Eto'o as the man who would forego the glory of Barcelona for the hard cash of City.
There were reports emanating from Barcelona claiming that Eto'o wanted a £12.5m loyalty "bonus" from Barca for being sold before then end of his contract, something Mesalles strenuously denies.
The Barcelona-based sports newspaper El Mundo Deportivo toed the club line, saying: "City have few aspirations and he (Eto'o) gives the impression of seeking to be the best-paid player in the world."
That "few aspirations" line will come as news to City's ambitious owners!
Mesalles held the ace that if Barca refuse to stump up some of the cash, Eto'o could wait for a year and hoover up a fortune, leaving them with nothing.
Mesalles decided to call a press conference yesterday to outline his client's position.
And when the news came through that Barcelona had made Eto'o a new two-year contract offer late on Monday night, City fans began to fear the worst, feeling like the club had been used as a pawn in the agent's attempts to eke more cash out of Barca.
Then Mesalles invited Barcelona's sporting director Txiki Begiristain to attend the press conference, and City's deal appeared to be dead in the water. The image that invitation conjured up was of a cosy reunion, a few back-slaps and handshakes, and Eto'o signs a new, improved offer to keep him at Camp Nou.
But that mood changed rapidly as the day dawned, and it appeared that Barca's new contract offer was on the same terms as Eto'o's current deal. What had appeared to be an olive branch began to look more like a slap in the face.
Mesalles held up his mobile phone to show that the new offer had been made in a short text message at 11.35pm on Monday night - possibly too late, and certainly too little.
Posturing
It was a clumsy piece of posturing from Barca, perhaps intended to make it look to their support that they were being reasonable towards the player.
Mesalles began by saying that Eto'o wanted to stay at Barcelona, again a statement which immediately made Blue hearts sink.
Then came the rider. Mesalles added that the player was being forced out against his wishes, and claimed that Begiristain and director of football Raul Sanllehi had both told him that Eto'o did not figure in the club's plans for next season.
But Barca manager Pep Guardiola, who had been thought to be the main mover behind the bid to cash in on Eto'o, then contradicted his superiors by telling the player how delighted he was with him - little wonder, as he had just scored the first goal in the Champions League final defeat of United!
The news of Barca's new contract offer refused to dismiss Mesalles' suspicions.
He said of the offer: "I don't know if everything changed in the space of an afternoon, I don't know if they really want Samuel to stay of if they just want to make money out of him.
"He would be delighted to stay if they want him and we will study their offer if it is serious, but if they don't want him we will do all we can to help Samuel find a new club."
And then came some more fuel for the hopes of the breathless City fans as Mesalles said: "In theory he wanted to play in the Champions League, but if Manchester City have an offer accepted, we would be delighted to go there."
The ultimate choice will fall to Eto'o, still on his holidays, but whether his pride has been battered to the point where he refuses to contemplate a return to Barcelona remains to be seen.
For now, City still appear to be in the driving seat. Such public squabbles have done nothing to improve relationships between Eto'o and his club - and Barca are driven by the need to cash in now.
Don't be too surprised, once the posturing and posing is done, to see Eto'o sign on the dotted line for City.
What do you think? Have your say.
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- Raziola -, Nottm (01/07/2009 at 09:04)
City Slipper, Manchester (01/07/2009 at 09:05)
Sheikhin' Steven (Ireland), Sale (01/07/2009 at 09:11)
Bristol Blue, Bristol (01/07/2009 at 09:12)
jackblue, Prescot (01/07/2009 at 09:13)
On another note remember a certain Mr J. Barton? Think back to April 21, 2007 - Barton says
"City fans are not getting value for money when watching the club at Eastlands and the club had not signed quality players".
Slightly different now I think lol.
Brisbane Blue (01/07/2009 at 09:13)
It was probably too long for half of our breathless readers some of whom would have only read the words Eto'o, Barca and new contract nd are already furiously banging away on their keyboards.
st helens blue(exiled) (01/07/2009 at 09:14)
City have done nothing wrong.This is Barcelonas,Laportas and greedy agents fault...As usual,the cynics are waiting with a loaded gun to quote "noone in the right mind would join city,they are only going for the money!".As I stated we are public enemy number 1 at the moment and I'm sure we will be for some time. It makes me laugh when Talksport presenter Andy Jacobs slags City off for offering wages like these to apparent mercenaries,yet when asked about Sturridge said that it was fine for Chelsea to offer him crazy money! Me thinks it is a media , anti-city witch hunt which I actually find very amusing. Jealousy ...is that not one of the seven sins??? How far have we come in a short period...a long way I think...From Mido to Eto......That is fine for me,progress is all we can ask. Roll on Blackburn away.
paul leigh (01/07/2009 at 09:16)
I'm all for taking the mickey out of you lot but City fans deserve better than this. Even me, a staunch United does not like what this prat is doing to you. There is right and there is wrong and we all know which one this is. Good for football? Don't think so!!
mancitypj, Denton (01/07/2009 at 09:18)
palomablanca, manchester (01/07/2009 at 09:19)
AlexC83, Manchester (01/07/2009 at 09:20)
No need to get all worked up now - and definitely no need to pull out of any potential deal - just respectfully leave our offer on the table and let his agent and barca fight it out. It's all good either way.
LisbonCasual, Portugal (01/07/2009 at 09:22)
Paul Power's Tash, Haslingden (01/07/2009 at 09:22)
I've worn away the Refresh button on my keyboard waiting for something to happen and my fingers are down to the knuckles.
It's pretty obvious that Barcelona want the new Spanish wonder striker in there ranks and since Spanish teams are only allowed to hold a 25 man squad that means someone (Eto'o) making way.
To be fair, I would prefer to see Villa at City. He's a terrific reader of the game, but I think City will be loitering around a while yet because Mesalles knows Barcelona must sell before they can buy.
Blue of Arabia, Arabian desert (01/07/2009 at 09:22)
Phil Neal's Laxative, In a Shay Given wonderland (01/07/2009 at 09:23)
But seriously, "trying to emerge... with wallets fatter". This sums up very neatly indeed the motives behind the not exactly thin-walled Ero'o and his agent's shenanigans.
I'd love to see this guy banging them in for City, but he'd be the ultimate mercenary make no mistake about it.
Phil Neal's Laxative, In a Shay Given wonderland (01/07/2009 at 09:25)
proudtobeblue (01/07/2009 at 09:25)
Scott Free's Alibi, Broadway, Moston (01/07/2009 at 09:30)
Got to be careful though as this story clearly paints Barcelona as the bad guys, City as innocent by-standers and Eto'o as the one stuck in the middle.
So its just a different spin on an already well covered story. However, a very interesting spin it is and and I hope that we do get Sammy.
Benny and the Jets, Whalley Range (01/07/2009 at 09:30)
This Eto'o saga seems like a bit of a fiasco and I don't think anyone knows the full story. If he comes then it will be brilliant, if not then we will move on and get new players in regardless. Exciting times!
blinkymike1, Nantwich but Wythenshawe rasied (01/07/2009 at 09:31)
CTID (Thank's Dad)
Eric, still Dutch (01/07/2009 at 09:31)
If City succeed in breaking into the top in England and Europe, and stay there, it will be a huge statement to other clubs and maybe force the hierarchy of the former G14. I guess it's all going much deeper than most of us realize.
jeff jones, Office, next to radiator (01/07/2009 at 09:34)
Drew Peacock (01/07/2009 at 09:36)
I think we should give it a week, if it is still not sorted out, make an announcement that the offer is withdrawn and move on. Would be mouth woatering though is our 4 main stikers next year would be Eto, Tevez, Santa Cruz and Bellemy with Robinho in and around them!
Peter Beagrie`s beagle (01/07/2009 at 09:38)
At the end of the day it doesn`t look like anything will move until Eto`o returns from holiday. CTID
camp bleu, Prestwich (01/07/2009 at 09:39)
You are required on the dark side. Apparently, the 30,000 fairweather fans are looking at the grey skys above the Swamp and they don't like what they see.
All hands on deck!
As my 17 year old niece might say ...'United are soooo, like, ....history'
Good luck in the barren years.