BUNGLING robbers thought they had smashed their way through the roof of a bank - only to end up in an empty shop next door.
The gang hatched a plan to get inside the Royal Bank of Scotland in Poynton by breaking into a first-floor estate agent's office.
They worked through the night to cut a hole through the floor which they thought would lead them into the bank below.
To their surprise, when they popped their heads through the hole they saw they were not in the RBS, but in an abandoned cut-price shop next door called The Wendy House.
The gang then attempted to start again and dig their way through the correct floor, but they had left it too late and gave up.
Insp Gareth Woods said: "It was organised to a certain extent but it's clearly not the slickest of crimes we've seen."
Fire escape
It is thought the robbers waited until dark before they crept up a fire escape at the back of the bank in Fountain Place.
They then sneaked across a flat roof and broke through the door of a first-floor office that has been empty for two years.
Their bungled break-in was discovered when staff arrived at the bank the next morning and found pieces of plaster on the floor.
Insp Woods said: "It would have taken a fair while to dig a few holes like that.
"But even if they did get through, the chances of them getting in the vault would have been negligible. The greatest amount of planning has not gone into this.
"We are carrying out our enquiries and are urging anyone with information to contact us."
A spokesman for Greenham Commercial, the letting agents for the empty office above the bank, said: "It would have to have been a very professional break-in to work.
"It is bizarre, but it's annoying as well, because it has cost money to carry out repairs to the floor."
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A. Spokesperson (05/03/2009 at 08:36)
Mad Welsh Scotsman, Cadishead (05/03/2009 at 09:12)
Barney Gumball LLB Hons (05/03/2009 at 09:57)
hjk (05/03/2009 at 10:08)
wotaboutawaterbottleweeble, north wales (05/03/2009 at 10:24)
donald duck (05/03/2009 at 11:53)
LittleMancMinx, Ashton Under Lyne (05/03/2009 at 12:08)
Bob Hope (05/03/2009 at 12:12)
JTC Formerley JimC (05/03/2009 at 12:36)
PW, Manchester (05/03/2009 at 12:44)
JTC Formerley JimC (05/03/2009 at 12:53)
The barman looks at him and says "Sorry, I can't serve you."
"Why not?" askes the brain.
"You're already out of your head."
Macca (05/03/2009 at 13:06)
they couldn't find the correct floor to break through !!
by the sounds of it, they couldn't find their own bum, if they used both their hands.
Angry Mike, Middleton (05/03/2009 at 14:46)
andanotherthing, Mcr (05/03/2009 at 16:12)
PW, Manchester (05/03/2009 at 18:54)
waywardweastie (05/03/2009 at 19:06)
I can't wait for some copycat criminal masterminds to have go.
Oh my sides are aching.