IT'S the last thing you want to happen when you have something in your car of a rather, ahem, personal nature.
Crashing into the Co-op is bad enough but when a blow-up doll inflates and pops up at the back window, you know it's not your day.
As in the classic episode of Only Fools And Horses, the latex temptress was there for everyone to see after the Ford Fiesta and Fiat Punto crashed in Liverpool Road, Irlam.
Either that, or it was an exotic airbag.
Mavis Batty, who went outside after she heard the smash, said: "I heard a loud bang and went outside to see what was happening. I couldn't believe it.
"I'm amazed no one was killed. It looked like the emergency services were trying to get someone out of the back - maybe it was the rubber doll."
A police spokesman said both drivers - one presumably red faced - had spoken to officers. No one was hurt and no arrests made. The shop was closed when the smash happened.
Gary Booth, who runs the Irlam Boxing Academy above the store, said: "The Fiesta went right through the front of the shop."
Gillian Dunne, 43, rang the police because she feared the shop was being ram-raided.
She said: "I heard a loud bang and called the police. The cars looked like they were both write-offs."
Neighbour Steve Barratt said: "I heard the crash and went out to see what was happening.
"A group of lads got out of the cars but I didn't see the doll."
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Ha Ha Ha Absolute classic!
Hello Dolly
Each to there own lol poor thing how embarassing
Oops, last post should have read "hello Dolly, it`s just an old boot in the back"
Imagine stopping at the service station and saying, there`s enough air in the tyres but my doll needs inflating...
I was on this rta and I must say that she wasn't very pretty!! She was more than a 10 pinter!!!!
Luvvly Jubbly :)
At least she crossed her legs to save any further embarrassment!!
maybe she was in the front seat and thought i know i'll get on the back seat!!!!
My thoughts for one minute were that they ram raided a sex shop and the doll wouldn't co op erate which led to the crash.
I wonder if I can dig out the Old Beatles Record, Polythene Pam LOL. I've got an old puncture repair kit if it's needed.
He may have been on his way to 'put some air in the tyres'.
They are very realistic these days though. I borrowed a friend's and got chlamydia off it.
what a plonker,just taking a short cut to lovers lane.
Twin air bags!
No.1 rule : What happens in the Ford Fiesta.....STAYS in the Ford Fiesta.
Men..
Is she ok.?
poor guy. he must be feeling a little deflated after this incident.
Mike, Manchester. Who's Chlamydia? Or am I getting confused.
Did she inflate on impact ?
Just heard Ford are now fitting these as standard for their airbags.
Maybe it´s a Palestinian suicide doll - blew itself up.
I bought one once and found it had a pigeon chest. When I took it back to the shop,they told me it was inside out!!
Let's face it, the MEN couldn't really have expected any other response.
Now ......... is she had have worn her seat belt ..... she wouldnt have ended up in the back window !!!
This one is a classic !!!!
Is the driver okay...? I heard the doll got a nasty pucture.