If you haven't yet caught them, this is no ordinary cookery show featuring a fragrant temptress, laddish cockney or manic despot swearing like a trooper.
Dave and Si - as they are known - prefer to offer a melting pot of travel, cooking and eating, all washed down with a cocktail of humour. As an entrée, the first episode of their latest series saw them tasting weasel-filtrated coffee and goat penis.
The real comedy, though, comes from the way they work together. They might look more like rock roadies than chefs, and they often come across as overgrown students. But their passion - for food, motorbikes and seeking out new places - is undeniable.
Both Dave and Si have loved food and cooking since they were children - Dave in Cumbria and Si in Northumberland - although neither has had any formal training. As they point out, they are cooks, not chefs.
Disabled
Dave, 48, though, had a bit of a false start. His mum become disabled, his dad left work when he was eight and, for a while, the family lived on "instant mash and beans".
Fortunately, his dad's experimentation improved and the two learned how to bake bread together. His main passion, however, was art, pulling him to the city to view pre-Raphaelite paintings at Manchester Art Gallery whenever he could. He later worked as a make-up artist on Coronation Street and still has fond memories - and friends - from his time living in Salford and Worsley.
Si, 39, in his north east burr, explains how his culinary curiosity developed. "My earliest food memories are of being in the kitchen with me mam and dad and brother and sister," he says.
"My dad used to travel a lot because he was in the navy and he always brought stuff back with him. I can remember the first time I smelled garlic, it was quite exotic in those days!"
Si's career also began away from food, behind the scenes of TV and film. One of his jobs was on Newcastle-based children's show Byker Grove, the launch pad for Ant and Dec. He describes them as "lovely lads, and by the looks of it, they haven't changed much".
All double acts look back on a combination of circumstances and a meeting of minds that brought them together. Of course, for the Hairy Bikers, it was an odd situation - they met while working together on a Catherine Cookson TV drama, The Gambling Man, in the early nineties.
The duo began taking off on biking excursions together - initially round Britain, then further afield - when jobs, girlfriends, wives and kids permitted. And at home, their "party piece" became cooking for friends and family. Still, it took years before they were offered the chance to make a pilot TV programme, riding round Portugal, exploring the country's social and cookery delights. And so, a TV double act was born.
Their own favourite bits from the first series are seeing the TT motorbike races on the Isle of Man and visiting Namibia, which Dave says was "incredibly beautiful".
Beautiful
THE second series, which started last Wednesday, saw them in Vietnam with the extraordinary tasting sessions.
Si explains: "We were going to have deer penis, but we were told it was too big for two people, so we had goat penis instead. It was horrible, horrible, horrible!"
Other weird and wonderful experiences coming up include trying hallucinogenic honey in Turkey, and, in Mexico, getting stuck into tequila like there's no maéana. Looks like they won't be riding off into the sunset for a long time yet.
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Dave, Si,
I saw the Hairy Bikers last night (Wed. 20/04/06) for the 1st time and was truly absorbed! I worked in Gemlik briefly in 1993. Bursa is just down the road and home of the Iskember/Iskender kebab. My oh my what a delight. The bread is laid on the plate and clarified butter ladelled over it before the lamb and chilli sauce -served up with a dollop of yoghurt and chillies. Dave & Si you have to try this! There was a restaurant called the Bottle Bar constructed of, well bottles where they served lamb stuffed with aromatic rice buried in the ground to cook - presumably in a similar manor to kahlua pig. And the seafood crepe at the Caravanserai - oh my goodness! There was a bar called the gold star founded reputedly on expats money (many years of support by MW Kellogg Operators) and the naval vessels that docked. OK I'm rambling but it's the hairy bikers influence. You need to go back to Turkey and do some more exploring. Can't wait for next week's 'show' - don't ever stop!
Best regards,
Sue George
After seeing the programme on Portuguese food I was sold on the idea of biking in Portugal and sampling the delights.My husband is a very good and unhairy cook and couldn't believe I'd rediscovered my feel for adventure at 53 !
But now I've thought about it I'm terrified. The last time I had a bike with an engine it's top speed was 28m.p.h and I used to get off at roundabouts. My husband is more keen to get back in the saddle after 20 odd years.
Could you please put me in contact with Dave and Si for some information and reassurance .I think what they are doing is a wonderful way of communicating to their audience that so called 'poorer peoples' are in fact extremely rich and sophisticated in all the most important ways.
Yours Maggie Landells.
I also enclose my address 21, Hinton Ave. Cambridge CB17AR
Simon and Dave. Congratulations, your 'world wildly' programs are truely inspirational. Your talents with your cooking implements are to be seen. Cannot believe you have no official training in the arts of cooking! I would give you a Michelin star each. We have just finished watching your adventures in South America on the Satelite tv, hoping that they will pick up any further expeditions you both will have in far off countries. Why not come out to Australia, we have a diverse range of cooking from a multitude of nations. A South Australian delicous food treat, a hot meat pie in mushy peas/pea and ham soup is called a 'floater'. Good luck to you both, and thank you for allowing us to not only see you both being adventurous with eating foreign foods, but also showing this family how to make some beautiful foods. By the way, I don't think the Salsa is for you, but what fun it looked!